I moved from Pittsburgh to Los Angeles to become a rich, famous, and impossibly handsome movie director. My mother is terrified.
For @Thantastic91's 20th birthday, I drove him to the middle of the desert and left him there.
May or may not be in the middle of the Mojave Desert right now.
These viral posters for The Dark Knight Rises have been showing up all over LA:
They saved one for me! See you in a couple years, guys.
OMG, look what I found behind Hollywood High School! It's Cars 2! /cc @mantia
Jack Sparrow grabbing some coffee in Hollywood
REPENT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
C'mon, come ONNN, they never have Digeratii.
The smallest, dumbest things can make me laugh so much.
Saw someone taking photos with an iPad for the first time in my life.
Heh.
Let's be honest, ladies.
Bored at the airport. Brother tried to jump over the gate seats.
Official state of RAINBOW LIGHTNING
Cha-ching! Hello, beautiful.
Oh thank GOD, I would have been so lost otherwise. •
Shhh, puppy's still sleepin'!
I have never seen a creepier shirt. Ever.
NEON SUMMER NIGHTS!
Building Not Found.
Flash flood in Miami!
Just caught a fish with goggles and my bare hands, NBD.
A wild BROTHER appears!
There's yachts of them! Wow!
This storm made for some great iPhone photos.
Holy bazonkers!
Raw photo from my phone right now:
Wait what?
Neon oceanfront dinner with swinging tables, SO dope!
Beach party!
Alright Twitter, does my brother look like Billy Madison? Tell me I'm not crazy.
Big storms a'comin!
It's been a long time since he's flown.
Pittsburgh summer adventure!
Hmm, where could I be?...
This is why cowboys don't ride ponies.
WOW! @MosesStorm's new neighborhood is gorgeous. Check out the end of the street!
Heavenly Hollywood!
